Thanks to Dan Pinkston for this classic “not satire” entry.
U.S. – S. Korea
“Missile Guidance Agreement” under Fire
Pyongyang, October 21 (KCNA) — The Left Bloc of the Austrian Trade Union Federation made public a resolution on Oct. 15 blasting the south Korean authorities’ announcement of the “missile guidance agreement” aimed at mounting a preemptive attack on the DPRK in collusion with the U.S. The resolution said:We received with great resentment the news that the U.S. imperialists is sparking off a new arms race on the Korean Peninsula and the south Korean puppet forces are acting as marionettes to meet the U.S. interests.The U.S. imperialists are pursuing their strategy for aggression and domination over the peninsula, dreaming of putting the world under their control in pursuance of their interests.
Traitor Lee Myung Bak of south Korea is a faithful running stooge of the U.S. imperialists as he works hard to sacrifice the Korean nation to serve them.
The Left Bloc of the Austrian Trade Union Federation condemns the U.S. imperialists’ strategy for domination and the south Korean puppet forces’ “missile guidance agreement”.
We will oppose any threat to the DPRK and positively support every counter-measure to be taken by the Korean People’s Army.